icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

(via amoracomplex)

willow-underwood:

butazaru:

STOP SCROLLING.

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let’s just take this moment to appreciate how much our starter pokemon loves us

Okay continue.

I KNEW IT

I TOLD PEOPLE THAT THIS HAD HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE

EXCEPT IN MY CASE IT WAS A GARDEVOIR

I TOLD PEOPLE BUT NOBODY BELIEVED ME

AND NOW THERE’S PROOF

(via bullshit-time)

#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything

(via ballpointpun)

How many relationships have you had?
asked by Anonymous

The one I am in right now is my first relationship ever so 1 :)

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

 

(Source: capturedscreen)

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